January 2012
fuck yeah sex education: Whenever Anti-Choicers... →
saynathespiffy:
daskannnichtsein:
They become the literal epitome of anti-choice.
And I just sorta side-eye and go “how many of you fuckers wouldn’t be alive today if your parents only fucked when they were ready?”
Yep. And that last question is pretty important. A lot of us were…
intoducing, the new friend....... ANYA: Thinking... →
platinumspeed:
Daria is kind of the exemplification of, not how the teenage girl was in the 90’s, but how the average female tumblr user is: intelligent, witty, but an outcast to most, only opening to the few who can keep up with the intellect. Awkward around guys they like, but in essence…
Another little helper of Santa: punk-rock-1-0-1:... →
punk-rock-1-0-1:
seasideknight:
blimeybloodybollocks:
ingloriousfreak:
onelifelefttolivetoforgive:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
Yesss.
I THINK Y’ALL ARE CONFUSED LOL I GUESS THAT SMALL ISLAND…
inasolitarystyle:
you know how in certain classes there’s no seating chart but everyone sits in the same seat every day so it’s known to everyone where you sit but there’s always that one faggot that sits in your seat one day and you’re like uhhh that’s my seat and he says there’s no assigned seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fuck you that’s my seat i’m going to make your death look like an accident
December 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
How teens and adults text
trubluperson:
teethoflionsrulethedivine:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
It’s true.
oh man is this true
An 'Inconvenient Truth': Income Inequality →
newwavefeminism:
ww
Is income inequality becoming the new global warming? In other words, is this another case where the facts of an existential threat lose traction among a weary American public as deniers attempt to reduce them to partisan opinions?
It’s beginning to seem so.
A Gallup poll released on Thursday found that, after rising rather steadily for the past two decades, the...
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
Free Rides from AAA for Drunk Americans →
afunnyfeminist:
Call 1-800-AAA-HELP and ask for Tipsy Tow to get a free tow and ride home, even if you’re not a AAA member. Some cities and states don’t participate, so find out what free services are available in your area. Please don’t drink and drive. Plan your way home ahead of time — when you’re sober.
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
lillianjessica:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
leapinglizzy:
fujoshi-justaway:
resuscitatedhope-:
thevanille:
404-fucknotfound:
howlingfenris:
shinkyo:
butterrolll:
aimsme:
brotello:
wordsinhaled:
Yeah, it’s only around 11:30am here!
17:41 :D
16:42
17:05
15:07~~
21:09 o3o
18:10!
15:12
18:25
14:35~
18:43 :D
Now I have a general idea of where you all...
When I leave for school in the morning
Me:
My Bed:
LOL I Made U Laugh!
“I think if we get freedom for women, then they are probably going to do a lot of...”
– Alice Paul on women obtaining freedom, i.e. the vote. (via fyeahwomenshistory)
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
RamiLeli: "Psst... Tumblr Serves Up Porn to... →
ramileli:
THE ARTICLE CAN BE READ BY CLICKING - HERE.
I came across this article this morning while doing a search for how to work tumblr savior. (lol)
I was honestly appalled by what I read. Almost as appalled as she was from seeing her daughter’s dashboard.
I’m going to leave my preconceived notions…
