March 2012
a fart is the scream of a trapped poo
Having homework over the weekend...
wtfsofunny:
Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”
Sunday:
What I’m feeling right now. Seven Essays to do… Five of which is due tomorrow.
You know what's better than a piece of fried...
wtfsofunny:
Two pieces of fried chicken.
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wtfsofunny:
Period for woman on commercials:
Period for me:
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During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
1 tag
stfuconservatives:
abaldwin360:
I hope Rick Santorum has a computer game he really likes that one day starts crashing as soon as he loads it and everything tech support tells him to try doesn’t work.
I hope Rick Santorum’s video drivers are always out of date.
-Joe
I Hope Rick Santorum
kennywaves:
plays Pokemon and encounters nothing but Zubat for the entire game.
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There is a man kneeling with a rosary outside of...
the-hurricane-k-reigns-here:
Thank you for your prayers, kind sir. May they hasten the healing of this most uncomfortable yeast infection. Praise jesus and amen.
Parents: They spend the first 2 years of your life...
most-awkward-moments:
Then they spend the next 16 year telling you to sit down and shut up.
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
tacobellsprout:
if i ever go to rome and my experience isn’t identical to lizzie mcguire’s i will be soooo done
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fuck yeah sex education: prolongedeyecontact:... →
prolongedeyecontact:
Sweden Drops Law Forcing Sterilization of Trans People
02.29.12 - In a major reversal, this month the Swedish government announced plans to repeal an archaic law forcing transgender people to undergo sterilization before legally changing their gender. The…
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
himapapaftw:
marti-the-penguin:
3 tags
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
2 tags
This is the end for me.
palmtops:
bresharuins:
Guys seriously please go send her messages. Don’t end your life darling. We all love you.
http://xforgottengoddess.tumblr.com
in case you can’t find the source
February 2012
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
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